Ages of a Woman

Ages of a Woman

* Age 8: Looks at herself and sees Cinderella or Sleeping Beauty.

* Age 15: Looks at herself and sees Cinderella, Sleeping Beauty, Cheerleader or, if she is PMSing, sees Fat, Pimples, UGLY! ("But MOM!!! I can't go to school today looking like THIS!")

* Age 20: Looks at herself and sees "Too fat, too thin, too short, too tall, hair too straight, hair too curly" but decides she is going anyway.

* Age 30: Looks at herself and sees "too fat, too thin, too short, too tall, hair too straight, hair too curly" but decides she doesn't have time to fix it, she is going anyway.

* Age 40: Looks at herself and sees "too fat, too thin, too short, too tall, hair too straight, hair too curly" and says "At least I am clean" and goes anyway.

* Age 50: Looks at herself and says, "I am." and goes wherever she wants to go.

* Age 60: Looks at herself and reminds herself of all the people who can't even see themselves in the mirror anymore. Goes out and conquers the world.

* Age 70: Looks at herself and sees wisdom, laughter and ability. Goes out and enjoys life.

* Age 80: Doesn't bother to look. Just puts on a red hat and goes out to do anything she damn well pleases. (That is if she's still physically capable of doing so.)

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